Certification · Safe to tow. Safe to live in.
The GoldenEye Inspection
A buyer can't trust what they can't see. So I show them everything. A Full walk of your unit with a written, photo-backed report, your Unit Photographed for selling, & every major concern brought to attention.
A Description of the Unit, the Condition it's in, & where it's at in its Maintenance Journey.
& I don’t leave it the way I found it. Your Camper gets Freshened Up while I’m in it — small fixes handled, cracked sealant gone, cosmetic touch-ups done.
Adventure Ready, Tailored to sell at Max Value, & Trustworthy Credibility that Leaves No doubt in a Buyer's Eye.
For the Seller
You get Max Value
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The Full Walk & a Freshen Up
Roof, seals, brakes, axles, tires, LP & every appliance — inspected & logged. Then small fixes handled, cracked sealant gone, cosmetic touch-ups done.
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Unit Photographed for selling
Full exterior & interior photo set. Water pump, water heater & access panels shown. VIN documented.
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A Written Description of the Unit
What it is, what's been maintained, what's been fixed & what still needs doing — plain language, no games.
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The Correct Value
Priced on what it actually is. No guessing, no leaving money on the table.
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Tailored to sell at Max Value
Everything above stacked into a listing that carries its own proof.
For the Buyer
They get No Doubt
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An Adventure Ready Camper
Freshened Up, conditioned & certified before it ever hits the listing. Small fixes done, no cracked sealant, touch-ups handled. Ready to tow & ready to live in.
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Every major concern brought to attention
Nothing buried. If something needs watching, it's photographed & written down.
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The Condition it's in, in writing
Roof, seals, brakes, axles, tires, LP, appliances — documented, not described.
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Where it's at in its Maintenance Journey
What's been done, & when the next bearing repack & service come due.
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Trustworthy Credibility
A report from the tech who did the work. Leaving No doubt in a Buyer's Eye.
It doesn’t just get looked at
Your Camper Gets Freshened Up While I’m In It
An inspector writes down what’s wrong & drives off. I’m a Technician. If I’m already standing there with the tools out, the small stuff gets Handled.
Small Fixes, Handled
Loose trim, a sticking latch, a drawer that won’t sit right, a screw backed out. I fix it on the spot instead of writing it on a list for somebody else.
No Cracked Sealant
Every seam walked. Cracked & lifting sealant scraped out, gaps filled, laid back down right. A buyer looking at your roof sees no reason to knock money off.
Cosmetic Touch-Ups
Rust cleaned & treated. Scuffs & scratches worked down. The little marks that make a rig read “neglected” in a photo — gone before the photo gets taken.
I don’t walk past something I can fix.
That’s the difference between an inspector & Your Friendly Neighborhood RV Technician. Everything I Freshen Up goes in the report too — so the buyer sees it was Handled, not hidden.
Pricing
| Single Axle | $350 |
| Double Axle | $800 |
| 5th Wheel & Park | $1,100 |
Includes the full walk, the Freshen Up, the photo set, the written report & the Correct Value. Want the whole rig preserved before it lists — bearings, appliances, the full systems service? Add Essentials or Mistah P Shield.
Both sides win.
That's what the report does. It puts everybody in the same light — the seller gets what the rig is actually worth, the buyer gets a Camper they can trust.
Book a GoldenEye Inspection
Parker Counard
Your Friendly Neighborhood RV Technician — out of Eden · Fond du Lac Wisconsin
ONE RHYTHM. ZERO SURPRISES.